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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 12:48

What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Dr No

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

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-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

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